What will happen if Sachin pulls a hamstring in Kolkata? (a) He will be forced to hobble through his 200th Test in Mumbai. Or allowed to play on a special moped. (b) Hamstring transplant. He will be fitted with Ajinkya Rahanes hamstring. The young batsman-in-waiting will be presented with an autographed thigh-pad as compensation. (c) A magic youth-restoring serum injection will be hastily blasted into the great mans leg. However, as he is a small man, it will affect his entire body. He will effectively become 16 again. And set his sights on Test No. 400, in the year 2037. (d) An additional one-off Test against the new Vatican City cricket team will be rapidly organized. If necessary, Indias tour of South Africa will be delayed. Or reduced to a game of Graham Gooch Cricket on an early-1990s Amiga 1200. (e) A snap IPL will be called to distract everyone from the ordeal. (f) Cricket will end.
Posted on: Thu, 07 Nov 2013 10:16:18 +0000
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