What will the Polls mean for you? 1. Someone in UK is praying that there is chaos and Tsvangirai loses so they can continue on asylum. 2. Another jobless one in South Africa is planning to use any chaos or Mugabe victory after 31 July 2013 to run to Pretoria Home Affairs or Cape Town to apply for asylum which was now hard to get. 3. A hwindi at Powerhouse is hoping Zimdollar comes back and food will vanish from shelves so he can have bumper business carrying Cooking Oil, Soap and other food items. 4. The Malaitsha in Plumtree could also be praying for Mugabe to win and hopes for chaos so his old pickup truck can make money smuggling people to South Africa and Botswana. He dreams of that R800 yekucrosser multiplied by 20 people in his truck to make R16 000 per week. 5. There is also the other who is praying order prevails and Zimbabwe prospers, he fears the events of 2008 will mean walking in Johannesburg to Park Station and lose cellphone and money to these tsotsis from home. This one is also going home to vote to make a difference. 6. there is also another who is now having a green ID book, this one is praying that chaos does not happen because he does not want muzukuru, tete, cousin coming to his dale-dale house coming to look for a job. His wife will yell at him every night achinzi hona hama dzako vana havachina mufaro. 7. Another does not really care, he has no ID, no birth certificate or passport, he is just a shuman who steals to buy Converse and drink at Diplomat every day. This type tells us when in combis, kumba ngakuwuye kuno pleasure yapfachukira. 8. Then there is that sister, she is now called “Seunononga” because she is now a champion yekuwayna muDiplomat vachiita sevanononga kutambira mashuman kubhawa. Kumusha akaenda vanomushaya akadya mapiritsi and now has hits like Xhosa face yachena kuti mbuu nebleaching. 9. The there is the small house specialist who has a family in SA, he is sweating that if things get right he will have to go back home kuna vahosi but the Tswana small house hid his passport, birth, ID to make sure he stays in place. 10. there is the sleeper, these will never think or know about elections, they died playing chips in diaspora and are buried as Jon Doe, amai nababa are thinking mwana is just quiet coz zvakadzvanya but bhudhi is six feet killed trying chishuman apo sister was booked by gangster Zulu boys and when she demanded payment for husiku hwese akadzikwa banga. Add more of those at home, ndimi murikuvaona!!! Machange money, maBacossi, Blackmarketer.
Posted on: Sat, 27 Jul 2013 05:41:01 +0000
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