Whats goin on down under today! Terrorist attacks in sydney, post box attacks at my palace in perth?!?! Pulled up at the gate to see some shadey looking geezer rummaging about the letterboxes, i jumped out with a here yooooo ya biff to which said tramp takes to his heels! I give chase, obviously! Only for his troll pal to jump out from the other side of the gate and scud me with a pole on the chevy chase! Now its one thing to bring siege to your uncle sparks chateau but on a day when ive got flu like behaviour........to poke the bear with a pole wasnt this barrads best move!!! Needless to say he got his chib took off him and told to smell the cheese accordingly, repeatedly if im honest as his loyal pal stood and watched!! Felt guilty about missing muay thai this morning as i wasnt feeling well but at least i got some target practice in. Would have got a real workout in on the pair of plums if i knew i was sporting a lump because of these clowns!!! Just found this wee ball on my forehead! Just as well i got there when i did though as Stacey Hunter yet again hadnt locked the postbox!!!!!!!!!! Universe must be looking after me as im always homseick at this time of year and this is definitely homeland behaviour, not quite what i was looking for but ill take it hahahaha. On a serious note thanks to my sis and fletch for our lovely xmas card!!! Big love xxx All joking aside Benjy Power, tell michelle to watch out and if she sees anyone dodge hanging about to knock on the door and ill go down.........gladly!
Posted on: Mon, 15 Dec 2014 08:01:29 +0000
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