Whats that outside the window?!? No its not Count Vlah watching from the bushes with his vampire stake in his hand! Its Youre Next!!! This hacking bit of hackery comes to you straight from every stalking slaher movie youve ever taken an axe to. It features an annoying and whiny family you cant wait to see die in typical ways, and it has a plot cooked up by a few Fangoria fans writing their first backyard slasher. Yawn... Count Vlah is tired by the trite, and dizzy from shaky camera.. because if the camera is shaky, it must be scary... right? Ahh.. maybe Count Vlah is being too hard on Youre Next. Its not a bad flick to stumble home to find on the TV with your drunken idiot buddy bros. You can launch your empties at the screen and not really pay attention, and sometimes thats all we ask for in a spoooky movie! If you wake up with a hangover and forget what you saw, dont worry, you were bound to forget it anyway! https://youtube/watch?v=ufUQWpEkbf0
Posted on: Wed, 15 Oct 2014 04:31:17 +0000
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