Whats up, America? How are you? Look, Im gonna cut right to it. If you shopped for food more often than when your spouse sent you at Thanksgiving, grocery shopping would be easier for all of us. This isnt amateur hour, this is the main event, and if even a seasoned veteran like myself has a hard time figuring out what Kroger has done with the Karo Syrup now, you should not be in a store that has run out of celery, not without a couple non-frozen-pizza food runs under your belt in this calendar year. And, if youre going to argue on the phone with your wife about the kind of coffee filters you think you need, when you couldnt even figure out how many you needed on your own like a big boy, then just stay home and burst into flames next year. Okay. I was pleasant for that whole experience, and now Ive cleared the backlogged bile, so Im gonna go home happy. *mic drop*
Posted on: Tue, 25 Nov 2014 01:27:50 +0000
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