When I hear people talking, any word they utter and that starts - TopicsExpress

When I hear people talking, any word they utter and that starts with an “ewww”, alerts me and makes me feel that somehow they are referring to you … And, it’s becoming a habit that they speak and emphasize the “ewww”, and all look at me, trying to read the pain in my eyes, just to amuse themselves … When they speak for example of the Prince of Monte Carlo, I feel they are referring to you, secretly conspiring, just to watch the expression on my face and the dreamy glance that diffuses around with a shy and furtive smile on my lips … And I look around to check if they had caught me … Did I entertain them … Did I cater to their happiness … Did I please them … Did I accurately perform the role of the laughing stock … It’s the “ewww” syndrome … And comedy … And for some reason I love it … Particularly when they mention wwwoses ... Pink or wwwed wwwoses ...