When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, hes telling you how many seconds you have left to live. Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there. Rajinikanth killed the Dead sea. If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.” Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced! Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Rajini: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!? Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it. When Rajinikanth logs on to facebook, facebook updates its status message! Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret. Once a Police officer caught Rajinikanth, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning Rajinikanth knows the last digit of pi There is no April 1st in Rajini calendar, because no one can fool him When anyone says No one is Perfect, Rajinikanth takes it as a personal insult.
Posted on: Mon, 05 May 2014 11:38:19 +0000