When her husband passed away, the wife put the usual death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of gonorrhoea. Once the daily newspapers had been delivered, a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, You know very well that he died of diarrhoea, not gonorrhoea. Replied the widow, Yes, I know that he died of diarrhoea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit that he really was. LMAO
Posted on: Fri, 12 Sep 2014 01:37:46 +0000
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