When my daughter returned to college she left several bottles of zero calorie Slim Girl Sparkling Water in the refrigerator. Every time I saw it in there I passed it up. Today, I realized the real reason Ive never tried it. I took a sharpie and crossed out the label on one of the bottles. Then I wrote Real Mans Sparkling Water across the middle of the bottle and drank the whole thing. Oh, I forgot to mention that there was a picture of a slim, attractive young woman on the bottle, gulping that sparkling water down like it was loaded with diamond dust. I blacked that out, too.
Posted on: Tue, 09 Sep 2014 19:12:26 +0000
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