When nigerians are angry they be like Im not your friend my friend” ****************************** *** Indians and discounts I was in a hurry Me : sorry my bra what time is it? I hve to be somewhere by 2h00 Mohamed : ok its 1h00 but just becoz its u my friend its 12h30 ****************************** *** Vhenda woman always get Horny especially when they greet a man They bend down and go like “aaaaaaaaahhh ndi horny ****************************** *** ,I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS DAY: I was hanging out alone in a bush smoking some hard weed at around 11pm. I decided to leave for my place but no taxi on that route at that time of the night, so i startd recalling old comedies nd started laughing on my own and i also decided to hitch a ride home if possible. It started raining heavily and suddenly a Range Rover stopped by my side. I quickly jumped into the passengers side and closed the door then the car started moving, and just when I was about to say thank you to the driver, I discovered there was no one in the car. I started to freak out but was too scared to jump out of a moving vehicle. When the car got to a bend, a hand came in through the drivers window and turned the steering wheel. This happened twice and on the third time I totally freaked out, jumped out off the car screaming and landed in a ditch full of rain water. I got up and ran for my dear life and entered the nearest bar I found. After downing 4 bottles of Castle milk Stout and narrating my ghost story to anyone who cared to listen, three guys just walked into the same bar all drenched in rain water. One of them pointed at me and said, John, isnt that the mad man who entered the car while we were pushing it? :/
Posted on: Wed, 22 Oct 2014 15:19:41 +0000
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