When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlichs house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was a white box filled with a grayish-white powder. (Thats the way the police report described it.) A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said that it looked similar to high grade cocaine and theyd probably thought theyd hit the big time. Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago. The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathans doorstep. The white box was there too. About half of Gertrudes ashes remained. Scotch taped to the box was this note which said: Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day. And you thought California was the land of fruits and nuts.
Posted on: Sat, 27 Dec 2014 12:18:17 +0000