When the first Europeans arrived in North America thousands of years ago, they discovered the idea of being drunk by the American settlers. Soon, more Europeans came to North America wanting to become drunk. A couple years later, cars were invented. A guy named Abraham "A" Hole thought of the idea of combining the concepts of driving and getting drunk in order to create one big American trend, thus creating Drunk driving. This new trend became so successful, that mass chaos erupted from drunk drivers. Many deaths and accidents arose, and A Hole was sentenced to death. Not only was this the beginning of a new curse word, but also the beginning of a new source of terror. As the drunk driving toll increased, the dump became full and the wrecked cars were left in the forest. Now free from human persecution, the cars roamed free and began mating with wild animals. Sometime later, the first wild cars were born and began their reign of terror by running over forest dwellers. Eventually, the first human to be killed by a wild bush car was killed by a wild bush car. It was then the wild bush car had acquired a taste for human flesh. Humans stayed out of the forest and remained in their urban jungle habitat. Unfortunately, the wild bush cars soon found human civilization with their built in GPS systems. With the human race once again in peril of extinction, the government decided that something had to be done. Troops went out and risked their lives placing car traps in the wilderness. After a large amount of wild bush cars were captured, they were exported somewhere else. As the species spread its range, wild bush cars continue to run over things to this very day.
Posted on: Sat, 03 Aug 2013 10:43:21 +0000
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