When they shut down that collection tower sunlight started spilling everywhere.” this epic disaster. All they can focus on is the tar sands pipeline in Arkansas blowing up and contaminating residential neighborhoods and the drinking water. While the plant’s spokesman assured local residents that there was no danger whatsoever, the local Tea Party members were up in arms. “This is just another example of the liberal media failing to report on an important story,” said head of the Arizona Tea Party chapter, Buzz Redfern. “Look the solar spill is not just affecting our neighborhood. It has spilled over the entire state. And our last analysis proved that the spill has spread over the entire Northern Hemisphere. Solar energy was leaking over half the world for twelve hours. Just when we thought it was over it apparently moved to the Southern Hemisphere for twelve hours before shifting back to us the next day. There doesn’t seem to be an end in sight. This is affecting billions of people.” When asked what people could do to protect themselves Redfern replied there isn’t much you can do to escape it. “You can stay indoors all day, but if you must go out in the areas of highest contamination you must wear protective eye wear such as sunglasses and put on a protective layer of lotion on exposed skin.”
Posted on: Tue, 22 Oct 2013 02:26:28 +0000
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