When trying to poop... Dont carry your sleeping 2 year old in there with you. The wiping will be almost impossible. After several minutes of trying to figure out how to perform said task, and finally accomplishing it while still holding your sleeping toddler, the next step of pulling your boxers up and then your pants up becomes nearly impossible. After succumbing to fact that A - you wont be able to pull pants up and B - you shouldnt have taken your sleeping child in the bathroom with you, let alone holding her while you go number two - you must then walk out of your bathroom with your pants down, hoping your girlfriend, roommate, and house guests dont see you. Not that this has ever happened to me, but if it did happen, then it was because Im addicted to the TV show called Game of Thrones, to which Im watching season 2 for the first time. My two year old isnt allowed to watch such filthy television, so, one must not risk putting sleeping toddler in her bed lest she may wake up and spoil my addiction.
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 03:42:31 +0000
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