When you don’t buy your man tickets to the MMA event at Five Flags on January 24, he gets depressed. When he gets depressed, he looks for other ways to prove his manhood. When he looks for other ways to prove his manhood, he slices two fingers off with a chainsaw. When he slices two fingers off with a chainsaw, he bleeds all over the carpet. When he bleeds all over the carpet, you banish him to the basement with the kids. When you banish him to the basement with the kids, he plays Dress Up Barbie with your daughters. Don’t let your man play Dress Up Barbie with your daughters. Buy him tickets to MMA XA at Five Flags on January 24. (And, if you’re lucky, he may win two tickets to the UFC event in Chicago the next day. Let him bleed on the United Center carpet!)
Posted on: Mon, 20 Jan 2014 14:25:42 +0000
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