When your cable is on the fritz and you cant watch your favorite show you get bored. When you get bored you start staring out windows. When you start staring out windows you see things you shouldn’t see. When you see things you shouldn’t see you need to vanish. When you need to vanish you fake your own death. When you fake your own death you dye your own eyebrows. When you dye your own eyebrows you attend your own funeral as a guy named Phil Chifley. Charter, please dont make me attend my own funeral as a guy named Phil Chifley.
Posted on: Thu, 09 Oct 2014 03:19:22 +0000