Whenever I see videos like this, I know Im supposed to be ashamed that Americans are such fattie, fat FATTIES with a capital F... ...but Im not. I see videos like this, where other nations cower in the face of a cup of sugar, our corn syrup concoctions our ULTRA SOUR, ULTRA SWEET, NO-REAL-CREAM CREAMY JIZZ-FILLED GONE OFF CAKES, and I am PROUD. Americans must have the steel-plated innards of a war machine. Were the physical embodiment of a WOOD CHIPPER on a life-long quest of WILL IT BLEND? In the event of an Apocalypse where all your precious crops and whole foods will wither and die on the vine, Americans will continue to be a superpower by our sheer ability to live on canned ham and Chef-Boy-Ar-Dee. We earned the right to devour every processed food stuff on the planet and survive heartily - the rest of the world is like the aliens from War of the Worlds - woefully unequipped to handle our atmosphere. MERICA!! takepart/video/2014/09/27/watch-irish-people-taste-american-junk-food-first-time?cmpid=foodinc-fb
Posted on: Tue, 30 Sep 2014 19:47:06 +0000
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