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Whenever you order Chinese takeout for yourself and they give you two fortune cookies, do you ever get super-insecure? Like theyre saying I mean...this couldnt possibly be for only one person. Maybe over a couple of days or something, but youd have to be the porky mayor of Fatsville to eat the ENTIRE THING in one sitting. Maybe hes feeding an immigrant Mexican family of twelve...yeah, that has to be it. Hes a really good guy for feeding Mexicans. Lets throw in some extra soy sauce packets.
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 20:54:28 +0000

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