While I was buying a large bag of Purina at the pet store, the woman behind the counter asked if it was for a dog (duh?). On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldnt because Id ended up in the hospital last time. Id lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet. The way that it works is you load all your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. Horrified, she asked if I ended up in the hospital last time because Id been poisoned. I told her no; I was sitting in the street licking my balls when a car hit me.
Posted on: Sun, 26 Jan 2014 09:21:01 +0000
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