While I was on the Warped Tour with punk bassist Chris King, I - TopicsExpress



          

While I was on the Warped Tour with punk bassist Chris King, I learned the proper way to order chocolate milk at diners in North America. After ordering your food, suddenly drop the smilefrom your face and with life or death seriousness, ask the waitress: Exactly how chocolaty is your chocolate milk?! It helps when your friends suddenly fall silent and look at their place mat with an awkwardness bordering on fear and dread. As she responds, desperately trying to describe the delightful chocolaty flavor...narrow your eyes and slowly tilt your head to one side...like a snake about to strike a mouse... The secret to getting chocolaty chocolate milk revealed....Thank you and have a nice day. :|
Posted on: Fri, 26 Dec 2014 23:38:15 +0000

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