While attending a meeting the other night, a woman who I dont know - TopicsExpress



          

While attending a meeting the other night, a woman who I dont know extremely well, looks at me and whisper says: are those real? Me: yes Her: theyre Big (raising her eyebrows) *awkward pause* Her: Mine are real too, but theyre small Me: I see *even bigger awkward pause* Her: Did you get them for a reason? Me: What exactly are we talking about? Her: Your earrings (looking at me like Im an idiot) Me: OH! I got them when my first son was born. I seriously thought she was talking about my boobs.
Posted on: Mon, 26 Jan 2015 15:13:08 +0000

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