While hiking along the white cliffs of Dover this morning, I - TopicsExpress



          

While hiking along the white cliffs of Dover this morning, I noticed a Muslim extremist slip from the cliffs and fall into the English Channel. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he had been carrying. If he didnt get help he would surely drown. Being a responsible Brit and abiding by the law of the land, that requires you to help those in distress, I informed Kent Police, the life boat rescue squad and the home office. Its now 16.00 hrs and he has drowned, none of the authorities have responded. Im starting to think Ive wasted 3 stamps
Posted on: Tue, 23 Sep 2014 15:17:49 +0000

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