While in Australia, I will be recording a video blog of my survival against the "Arachnid Menace." According to science obtained from a very concise, correct, and scientifically accurate study (I will not be providing a link, because of conflict of interest), spiders in Australia hunt like the prehistoric Velicoraptors. They communicate by spinning billboards of web with code constructed in the fibers, indicating their next target and hunting objectives. The knowledge of my arrival has been known to them, as a web sent to there American HQ was intercepted by me, and no doubt they are preparing to eliminate me. Rumors are spreading about them developing the ability to "fly" or "glide" long distances. If this is true... then may God help us all...
Posted on: Mon, 01 Jul 2013 15:36:16 +0000
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