While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President. The old rancher said, Well, ya know, Obama is a post turtle. Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was. The old rancher said, When youre driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, thats a post turtle. The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctors face, so he continued to explain. You know he didnt get up there by himself, he doesnt belong up there, he doesnt know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb #$%$ put him up there...
Posted on: Fri, 15 Nov 2013 17:25:28 +0000
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