While taking to my mom today, about our Bahamian family and who was related to who, Still not 100 % sure... It made me think of this story that Mac read at our reunion in the Bahamas 10 Years ago!! I AM MY OWN GRANDPA Oh, many, many years ago When I was twenty-three I was married to a widow Who was pretty as can be This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red My father fell in love with her And soon the two were wed This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very life For my daughter was my mother Cause she was my fathers wife To complicate the matter Though it really brought me joy I soon became the father Of a bouncing baby boy This little baby then became A brother-in-law to Dad And so became my uncle Though it made me very sad For if he was my uncle Then that also made him brother Of the widows grown-up daughter WHo of course is my step-mother Chorus Im my own grandpa Im my own grandpa It sounds funny I know But it really is so Oh, Im my own grandpa My fathers wife then had a son Who kept them on the run And he became my grandchild For he was my daughters son My wife is now my mothers mother And it makes me blue Because although she is my wife Shes my grandmother too Now if my wife is my grandmother Then Im her grandchild And every time I think of it It nearly drives me wild For now I have become The strangest case you ever saw As husband of my grandma I am my own grandpa 💞
Posted on: Tue, 12 Aug 2014 23:01:53 +0000
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