Whilst making breakfast today, I cracked an egg that had two yolks. Ray asked, Isnt that good luck? Im not sure I replied as I finished making our scramble. Fast forward a half hour. I took my last bite, dabbed my happy mouth with my napkin, and then got up to put my plate in the sink...and immediately sneezed so hard I threw out my neck and simultaneously stubbed my toe and sharted in my pajamas. Im gonna go ahead and say that two yolks definitely isnt good luck.
Posted on: Tue, 18 Nov 2014 20:00:24 +0000