Who doesn’t enjoy a good photocopier prank? Here’s one of the - TopicsExpress



          

Who doesn’t enjoy a good photocopier prank? Here’s one of the best I’ve heard yet. Someone taped an official “memo” from corporate headquarters on every copier. The memo stated that all the copier systems had been recently upgraded and until everyone could be trained in all the proper procedures they just needed to know the machines were now completely voice-activated—like Siri, to comply with new accessibility laws. The memo read, “Please speak your copier request for printing, stapling or collating using a low, soothing tone.” A baby monitor hidden in the copy room allowed the rest of the office to listen to their co-workers attempting to get the machine to copy their reports by using everything from a seductive voice…”ooonnnne. ONE cop-py. ONE PLEASE.” To a robotic and computer like, “Co-a-late. KO-A-LATE.” To a loud Staple &*@#$!” This prank is best when used to initiate a new hire or intern into the office.
Posted on: Fri, 28 Jun 2013 10:21:06 +0000

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