Who needs a good laugh today? Two hours into my first day of work as a Wal-Mart greeter, an ugly woman came in with her two kids. Hearing her swear at them, I said, Good morning, welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice kids, are they twins? The mom answered, Hell no, they aint twins. The oldest ones 9, and the other ones 7. Why would you think theyre twins? Are you blind or stupid? I replied, Im not blind or stupid. I just couldnt believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart. My supervisor said I probably wasnt cut out for this line of work! HAHAHA!!!! ✔ Like ✔ “Share” ✔ Friend ✔ Comment ✔ Repost ✔Follow me or more great tips, recipes, support, and fun, join our facebook group. 6,000 members and growing: https://facebook/groups/carrieskinnyfriends FOLLOW ME! I am always posting awesome stuff on my timeline! You can find me at facebook/carrielorentz.sbc ★ℒℴѵℯ★ℒℴѵℯ ℒℴѵℯ ℒℴѵℯ★ℒℴѵℯ★ ℒℴѵℯ★
Posted on: Wed, 07 Jan 2015 03:41:06 +0000