Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Shrek: Urrrrrp - What chicken? George Bush: To face a kinder, gentler thousand points of headlights Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees Bob Dylan: How many roads must one chicken cross? Robert Frost: To cross the road less traveled by Gilligan: The traffic started getting rough; the chicken had to cross. If not for the plumage of its peerless tail the chicken would be lost, the chicken would be lost! Martin Luther King : It had a dream James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before Sir Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road Mr. Scott: Cos ma wee transporter beam was na functioning properly. Ah canna work miracles, Captain! Mae West: I invited it to come up and see me sometime George Washington: Actually it crossed the Delaware with me back in 1776 Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference Darth Vader: Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side Lord Baden-Powell: To earn a Road Crossing merit badge Colonel Sanders: I missed one? 😂😂😂😂😂
Posted on: Sun, 20 Apr 2014 10:02:08 +0000
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