Why I broke-up with her: Last week was my birthday. My Girlfriend didnt wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my friends. I went to work even my colleagues didnt wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office my secretary said, Happy Birthday Boss I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. WE went there and she said, Do you mind if i go into the bedroom for a minute ? OKAY, I said... She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my girlfriend, my parents, my Friends & my Colleagues all Screaming, SURPRISE!!! And I was waiting on the sofa...NAKED
Posted on: Mon, 18 Aug 2014 20:29:46 +0000