Why Jesus is the most interesting man in the world ... 1. His birth was announced by a powerful supernova star, not a cheap greeting card. 2. As a child, he used to go to the temple to teach old men. 3. He once celebrated a 40 day fast by head locking the devil himself into verbal submission. 4. He is known to go for long walks. On water. 5. When his friend Lazarus died, he didn’t bring him flowers, he brought him back to life. 6. When he throws parties, he doesn’t order a novelty 10 foot long sub, he multiples fish and loaves. 7. He is an epic fishing partner and knows exactly where to throw the nets. 8. His words are so important that if you were to print them, they would automatically come out in red. 9. He once used a mud mask to heal someone of blindness. 10. At parties, he doesn’t bring wine. He turns water into it. 11. Long before Lance Armstrong, he was so popular, that people wore bracelets and wondered, “What would Jesus do?” 12. When he shows up at parties, people don’t wait in line to get inside. They cut holes in the roof to get in. 13. He is so unconcerned about taxes that he keeps his money in a fish. 14. He doesn’t weather big storms, he stops them. With words. 15. Despite his stature, he’s so humble that one of the last things he ever did was wash his friend’s feet. 16. When he was baptized, his friends from small group didn’t cheer in church. A voice from heaven audibly gave him a shout out. 17. At concerts when people are overly excited, they don’t yell “Hooray,” they scream his name out loud. 18. When his friends get in fights, he doesn’t break them up. He puts peoples’ ears back on their head.
Posted on: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 06:33:10 +0000
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