Why Men are Never Depressed ♠ Men are just happier people - what do you expect from such simple creatures? ♠ Your last name stays put. ♠ The garage is all yours. ♠ Wedding plans take care of themselves. ♠ Chocolate is just another snack... ♠ You can never be pregnant. ♠ You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. ♠ You can wear NO shirt to a water park. ♠ Car mechanics tell you the truth. ♠ The world is your urinal. ♠ You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. ♠ You dont have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. ♠ Same work, more pay. ♠ Wrinkles add character. ♠ Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. ♠ People never stare at your chest when youre talking to them. ♠ New shoes dont cut, blister, or mangle your feet. ♠ One mood all the time. ♠ Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. ♠ You know stuff about tanks. ♠ A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. ♠ You can open all your own jars. ♠ If someone forgets to invite you, ♠ He or she can still be your friend. ♠ Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. ♠ Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. ♠ Everything on your face stays its original color. ♠ The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades. ♠ You only have to shave your face and neck. ♠ You can play with toys all your life. ♠ One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. ♠ You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. ♠ You can do your nails with a pocket knife. ♠ You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. ♠ You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
Posted on: Sat, 26 Oct 2013 18:18:45 +0000
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