Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes? A moving target is harder to hit. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ The Kirkcaldy undertaker sent a telegram to the bereaved man, telling him his mother-in-law had died and asking whether he wanted her embalmed, cremated, or buried. Back came the reply: ‘All three — tak’ nae chances.’ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Did you hear about the last wish of the henpecked husband of a houseproud Edinburgh wife? He asked to have his ashes scattered on the carpet. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ‘I hear you’re a great believer in free speech.’ ‘I am that, Angus. ‘Well, do you mind if I use your phone?’
Posted on: Thu, 27 Jun 2013 12:31:23 +0000
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