Why is a single Gujju lady noisy and a group of them silent? Because one lady is a ‘Ben’. Many ladies are ‘Ben-z’. -- All Gujju cooks are highly skilled, people. Their only issue is they are a tad forgetful. Like they prepare the tastiest of food and then, every once in a while, drop in Sugar instead of Salt. -- ‘Barobar is the answer to life, the world and everything in it.’ - Douglas Seth Adams -- Why does the tall Gujju lady always know the time? Because Big ‘Ben’. -- The most idiotic thing about mainstream Bollywood is the ‘song’ choreography. Like cue music and suddenly everyone on the street knows all the steps. This can never happen in real life. Or so I thought. And then someone played Garba music in-front of me. Garba – the original flash mob. -- If you’re a Gujju and/or any of the above offended you, here’s one: It is a little bit annoying when people talk rapid Gujarati and you look at them with wide open mouths. No clue as to what they’re saying. I almost feel like, ummm,a north-Indian in Chennai. Uff. -- See, I cracked a self-referential joke. Chill. Seriously, best people these Gujjus. Best food also.
Posted on: Sun, 07 Dec 2014 13:25:54 +0000
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