Why is it that NOBODY in this mfkn house can put ANYTHING where it belongs?! Its like living with a bunch of pack rats.....they just drag shit around. And leave it. What? You cant walk the 5 EXTRA STEPS required to put it back where you got it?! Did you really use all the arm strength you had to get it down...now you cant lift it to put it back? Did you just suddenly go mentally retarted after opening that container ....now you dont know how to replace the lid?? Oh wait but you can still work the tv remote! And its funny how when i start my work week MY HOUSE IS CLEAN....because i have spent my off days cleaning it. BUT after working 3-12 to 13 hour days in a row......theres not a clean dish in the house, the CLEAN laundry is still sitting where i left it draped and folded....only now its a wrinkled messy heap, the counter tops in the kitchen are so cluttered that i cant even get to my coffee maker and if i could....the sink is so full i cant get the pot in there to fill it with water, the floors are so dirty i have to sweep before i will walk bare footed, the kitchen table isnt even visible because everyone throws thier crap on it as soon as they walk in the door, cant cook anything because there are pots and pans all over the stove top, everyones dirty clothes and shoes are all over the floors in every room....keep in mind there is a hamper in every room in the house except the kitchen, dining room and living room, the kitchen bar, hutch and computer desk are all cluttered with all manner of paper, hats, keys, drink bottles....etc and dont even get ne started on the bathrooms! OH but guess what.....the couches are clean AND there is a completely unimpeded view of the tv! Hmmmm can you all geuss what i am about to do??? Those if you who know me well enough, will guess that i am going to put ALL of this mess right on those cuoches and tv stand. Then im going to brew my fkn coffee and sit on my porch and read a fkn book.
Posted on: Wed, 23 Jul 2014 14:48:29 +0000
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