Why we people who studied in Kisumu failed in C.R.E; QUESTION 1: How was Jesus Conceived? Other students: through the Holy Spirit. Kisumu pupils: Via spiritual insemination QUESTION 2: 8 days after the birth of Jesus, what happened? Other students: He was circumcised Kisumu pupils: His penile tissues were partially peeled QUESTION 3: What did John the Baptist do to Jesus in river Jordan? Other students: he baptized Jesus Kisumu pupils: He was drowned temporarily QUESTION 4: how did john the Baptist die? Other students: He was be-headed Kisumu pupils: His cephalo- components were excused from the rest of his body. QUESTION 5: what miracle did Jesus perform in the wedding at cana Other students: He changed water into wine Kisumu pupils: He converted H20 to C2H6O in absencia of a burette QUESTION 6: How many disciples did Jesus have (a). 8 (b). 10 (c).12 (d).16 Other students: c - 12 Kisumu pupils: dozen QUESTION 7: How did Judas Iscariot betray Jesus Other students: He kissed him on the cheeks Kisumu pupils: He navigated his dentition towards the coordinates of Jesus’ head and permitted his lips to establish an impact with the cheek of Jesus. QUESTION 8: Before Jesus was arrested what did he tell peter? Other students: That before the cock crows peter will deny him 3 times Kisumu pupils: That prior to gallus gallus domesticus emitting sound decibels, the identity of Jesus will be a persona non grata to the memory of peter. QUESTION 9: when Jesus was being taken to be crucified and the women were weeping what did he tell them? Other students: He told them not to weep for Him but to weep for themselves and for their children Kisumu pupils: He told them to prohibit their corneas from exhibiting moistness because of him but to permit their corneas to depict moistness for themselves and their offsprings
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