Why yall act so Portland... lol Im so Portland... Brooklyn was Crooklyn, Sellwood was Sellhood, lake Oswego was lake no ... , Hillsboro was Hillsburr... , Beaverton still sux, NoPo was MoPos, Milwaukie was Methwaukie, 503 was 5-0-tree before walkmans were discmans and before SE past 52nd was felony flats. Im so Portland, I was born in California. So Portland, I believe in gay rights, pro choice, marijuana legalization, protecting the environment, buying local, small business, good beer, food carts, and farmers markets. So Portland, I wore a Jermaine ONeal jersey before the jailblazers traded him, rode a bike everywhere before we were the most bike friendly city, and I climbed and hugged over 100 trees before earning my first flannel shirt. So Portland, I rocked goodwill before Macklemore made it cool and before it was more expensive than Ross; when there was such a thing as 99¢ bins. So Portland, I helped save Pabst from bankruptcy by drinking it, underage, before it was popular. So Portland, my playlist still consists of Wu-Tang, Alice and Chains, No Doubt, Nu Shooz, Sublime, Sam Cooke, NIN, James Brown, and Digital Underground. So Portland, i was homeless before I was 18, before that was cool... So Portland, that nobody cares... but you...
Posted on: Wed, 23 Jul 2014 07:21:36 +0000
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