Wife: Look at that Drunker! Hubby: Who is he ? Wife: 10 years back he proposed me & I rejected.. . . Hubby: Oh My God, He is still Celebrating.. 🐓🐓🐓🐓 Tchr : Murgiyo🐓 ki taange chhoti kyu hoti hai ? Sardar ka Asardaar reply : Sir, agar murgiyo🐓 ki taange Lambi hoti to Ande itne upar se gir kar toot jate na. 🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓 Teacher- 🌍Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha? Pappu-NEIL ARMSTRONG. Teacher- Aur doosra ? Pappu- doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga .....Langdi khelne thodi gaya tha woh!!!! Santa- Chicken to bahut badhiya bana hai par thoda ajib sa taste kyu hai? Banta- banate hue murge ki tang jal gayi thi.... Toh maine SOFRAMYCIN laga di.
Posted on: Thu, 19 Sep 2013 13:20:20 +0000