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Wife: Oh, come on. Husband: Leave me alone! Wife: It wont take long. Husband: I wont be able to sleep afterwards. Wife: I cant sleep without it. Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night? Wife: Because Im Hot. Husband: You get hot at the darnest times. Wife: If you love me I wouldnt have to beg you. Husband: If you love me youd be more considerate. Wife: You dont love me anymore. Husband: Yes I do, but lets forget it for tonight. Wife: (Sob-Sob) Husband: All right, Ill do it. Wife: Whats the matter? Need a flashlight? Husband: I cant find it. Wife: Oh, for heavens sake, feel for it! Husband: There! Are you satisfied? Wife: Oh, yes, honey. Husband: Is it down far enough? Wife: Oh, thats fine. Husband: Now go to sleep. The next time, its your turn to get up and turn the thermostat down. Wife: Yes, honey.
Posted on: Fri, 07 Mar 2014 00:08:37 +0000

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