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Wife wanted to go to her maika. Husband booked her tickets via Malaysian airlines 1 TIME INVESTMENT! Husband ko market jaate huye Wife ne paise dekar kaha: Kuch aisi cheez laana jis se main aapko SUNDAR dikhu.(👓👛) Husband khud k liye Whisky ki 2 Bottle le aaya..😇 ........................................................................... Ek bar Ek husband ko uski wife ne pucha k mai agar 4-5 din na dikhu to aapko accha lagega ? Husband ekdum se manhi man me khush hone laga. Aur usase raha nahi gaya aur aur bol diya han accha lagega Fir to wife, Monday na dikhi, Tuesday na dikhi, Wednesday na dikhi, Thursday ko bhi na dikhi, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . finally Friday ko jab aankho ki SUJAN kam hui fir thodi thodi dikhai dene lagi. ......................................................................... Some global opinions on marriages.. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just cant face each other, but still they stay together. - Al Gore By all means marry. If you get a good wife, youll be happy. If you get a bad one, youll become a philosopher. - Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Mike Tyson I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Bill Clinton Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. - George W. Bush I dont worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Rudy Giuliani Theres a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. Its called marriage. - Michael Jordan Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever youre wrong, admit it. 2. Whenever youre right, shut up. - Shaquille ONeal The most effective way to remember your wifes birthday is to forget it once.. - Kobe Bryant You know what I did before I married?? Anything I wanted to. - David Hasselhoff My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Alec Baldwin A good wife always forgives her husband when shes wrong. - Barack Obama ......................................................................... अगर हिम्मत हैं तो इस मैसेज को पढने के बाद अपनी हंसी रोक के दिखाये एक नीग्रो बस में अपने बच्चे के साथ जा रहा था....कंडक्टर ने उसका बच्चा देखकर कहा- इतना काला बच्चा मैंने आज तक नहीं देखा...... नीग्रो को गुस्सा आया, लेकिन वो कुछ नहीं बोला और सीट पर आकर बैठ गया। संता ने उससे पूछा: क्या हुआ भाई साहब? नीग्रो ने संता से कहा: अरे यार, उस कंडक्टर ने बेइज्जती कर दी। . . . . संता : अरे मार साले को जाकर। . . . ला ये चिम्पांजी का बच्चा मुझे पकड़ा दे...साला काटेगा तो नहीं.. 😀😀😀

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