Wisdom From Six-Year-Olds An Elementary School Teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. 1. Dont change horses / until they stop running. 2. Strike while the / bug is close. 3. Its always darkest before / Daylight Saving Time. 4. Never underestimate the power of / termites. 5. You can lead a horse to water but / how? 6. Dont bite the hand that / looks dirty. 7. No news is / impossible. 8. A miss is as good as a / Mr. 9. You cant teach an old dog new / math. 10. If you lie down with dogs, youll / stink in the morning. 11. Love all, trust / me. 12. The pen is mightier than the / pigs. 13. An idle mind is / the best way to relax. 14. Where theres smoke theres / pollution. 15. Happy the bride who / gets all the presents. 16. A penny saved is / not much. 17. Twos company, threes / the Musketeers. 18. Dont put off till tomorrow what / you put on to go to bed. 19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and / you have to blow your nose. 20. There are none so blind as / Stevie Wonder. 21. Children should be seen and not / spanked or grounded. 22. If at first you dont succeed / get new batteries. 23. You get out of something only what you / see in the picture on the box. 24. When the blind lead the blind / get out of the way. 25. A bird in the hand / is going to poop on you. 26. Better late than / pregnant.
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