With apologies to my blonde friends :) A blonde was out for a drive one day, when she accidentally cut off a truck. The trucks driver made her pull over and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier, so he smashed her windshield. This time, the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde was now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asked what was so darn funny. The blonde giggled and replied, When you werent looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!
Posted on: Sun, 09 Mar 2014 04:47:14 +0000