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With thanks to Ken Logan: I received this from a friend in the UK. I am passing it on, as I dont see why I should suffer alone. You may not know that C.... had a distinguished career in the Intelligence services. One of his contacts was none other than James Bond and they met from time to time on a quiet bit of foreshore on The Wash to exchange information. On one such occasion, a small group of Knots was feeding out on the mud and, as you would expect, C.... told Bond what they were, and a little about their ecology and so forth. Suddenly, there was an audible whoosh as a stooping Peregrine came hurtling down ..... The falcon missed its strike, as the waders scattered in panic. One bird, twisting and turning wildly, passed very close to the two men, and as it did so it defecated, leaving a white splurge across C....s anorak. Ah, said 007, shaken Knots turd!
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