With the nice (but nosy) cashier-lady at the grocery store... CL: Thats a lot of bananas... Me: My kids destroy bananas. My wife blends them with blueberries for their breakfast. CL: That sounds... really good. Do you have a big family? Me: Nah. We only have five kids, so far. CL: Oh dear Lord... *Only* five? She continues scanning my items... CL: How many guinea pigs do you have? Me: Five of those, too. At the moment. CL: And cats? I see you have cats. Me: Oodles of cats. Dogs too. CL: Partys at your house, I guess. Me: Every day. CL: [pondering something] I always wonder how people do it, people with big families. Your wife must go crazy. Me: [laughs] Nah, shes good. We homeschool, too. Just to add to the crazy. CL: [literally holds the back of her hand to her forehead, like shes going to faint] Oh dear Lord... Me: [being cheeky] Wed like to get a goat, too. CL: [feigning fatigue] Oh dear Lord... Get out of here. Youre making me tired just thinking about it. Me: [gathering my cart, smiling] You have a great night. CL: Same to you, hon. As I walk away, I hear her say to her co-worker: Did you hear that, Vivian? I did hear it. Wow. Five kids and all those pets. And they homeschool! Oh dear Lord... How do people have that much energy? I bet theyre happy. Happy, crazy people! Oh dear Lord...
Posted on: Sat, 24 Jan 2015 18:49:30 +0000
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