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Woke up feeling decidedly GMO this morning. Nothing fits anymore.....muscles are bulging everywhere from the T shot yesterday. I have muscles in places where neither sun nor moon doth shine. I think I may have torn my favourite T-shirt too...When I stretched my arms as I woke up I heard a tearing sound....I guess this is what the Hulk feels like. I am morphing into a freak on nature with all my endocrine experiments. Going down to Durbs next Thursday so that my family can see me before I morph off into the Outer Limits. Mother has requested a photo of me so she can recognize me at the airport, so I sent her one of Lindsay Lohan wearing red Louboutin pumps and a skimpy red dress. She wasnt impressed....
Posted on: Sat, 05 Apr 2014 05:16:51 +0000

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