Woke up this morning mid-nightmare.....I couldnt find a job so I had to work in a body waxing/prostitution barbershop as the receptionist. There were dirty coffee cups everywhere and every time I would get them all cleaned up I would look around and there would be dozens more. There were really gross rude men sitting around eating fried foods and licking their fingers. Eminem kept coming by to hang-out and decided we could be friends, but I had to baby sit his russian child. I went home to my dirty broken down house to change to go hang out/baby sit with Eminem and my grandmother came in to my room with a barbershop quartet who sang me Diamonds Are a Girls Best Friend. I couldnt find my shirt so I was mortified as they were singing to me and I was in my bra. ..........Analyze this one Freud.
Posted on: Mon, 14 Apr 2014 00:25:42 +0000
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