Women Logic “Yes” = No “No” = Yes “Maybe” = No “I’m sorry” = You’ll be sorry “We need” = I want “It’s your decision” = The correct decision should be obvious by now “Do what you want” = You’ll pay for this later “We need to talk” = I need to complain “Sure go ahead” = I don’t want you to “I’m not upset” = Of course I’m upset, you moron! “You’re so manly” = You need a shave and you sweat a lot “Be romantic, turn out the lights” = I have flabby thighs “This kitchen is so inconvenient” = I want a new house “I want new curtains” = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper “I heard a noise” = I noticed you were almost asleep “Do you love me?” = I’m going to ask for something expensive “How much do you love me?” = I did something today you’re going to hate “I’ll be ready in a minute” = Just going to wash my hair “You have to learn to communicate” = Just agree with me “Are you listening to me!?” = Too late, you’re dead
Posted on: Tue, 11 Mar 2014 10:18:08 +0000
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