Wonderful Post By Mr Cham BABBAN KAMU! BIG CATCH! If my little knowledge of Hausa literature has not failed me, I believe the literal translation of the phrase Big Catch in Hausa language means Babban Kamu, and it is on that note I wish to congratulate the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) for their Babban Kamu! Recently God answered the prayers of the All Progressives Congress (APC) members by causing the Founder and Promoter of Boko Haram, Senator Ali Modu Shariff to defect to the PDP the party he has always been working for as a mole in the opposition alongside other misfits like Femi Fani-Kayode and Ibrahim Shekarau! In early 2013, after the famous visit of the 10 Progressive Governors to Borno and Yobe states in which they even moved on foot around the city of Maiduguri, after which President Jonathan tried imitating them by visiting Maiduguri under a complete lock down whereby soldiers stood guard to make sure no tree or grass moved, he described Modu Shariff as his close friend when he was meeting with Borno elders during that visit! Now Nigerians dont need any more proof to prove that President Jonathan and his rabble rousing delinquent PDP are Boko Haram and Boko Haram is one and the same with this hellish group, and cant you see how their Boko Haram bombed the Maiduguri international airport right in the presence of the Air Force base there? And after all repairs, cant you see how the airport was opened for only the Founder and Promoter of Boko Haram, Ali Modu Shariff, to travel to Maiduguri and it was shut down again after he left? Heck! Not even Muslims travelling to Mecca for the lesser Hajj were permitted to use the airport a few weeks ago! And can you see why Imam Shekau travels freely in convoys of armour tanks and other assorted trucks painted in military colours? Recently, the rabble rousing bigot called Femi Fani-Kayode spoke on Channels TV claiming that he left the APC because the founder of Boko Haram who was also a former governor of Borno state was a key member of the party, and he could therefore not bear to be in the same party with such people! Good! And did I hear you say, Hypocrite? Because he always knew that the man was in that party, so why did he join in the first place? Never mind, this is a man without any modicum of belief in any higher virtue and values except values that will massage his self-bloated ego. Now that Modu Shariff has joined him in their house, the PDP, I have been waiting with bated breath to see or hear the porting of Fani-Kayode to either APGA or Labour Party or even Reverend Chris Okoties FRESH party or just anything as he is anything himself! As a matter of fact, I would rather he joins a political party that has no single Muslim as member. The PDP he and other bigots are hiding in had its registration fee singularly paid for by a northern Muslim named Alhaji Atiku Abubakar! Or alternatively, to have a clean break from any religion other than their own, they should register a religious party that will cater for only their religious interests and stop any form of marginalisation of their members in all parts of the country. For example, the ruling party in Germany today is called the Christian Democratic Party (CDP), and it also exists in France, Italy and so on. In fact, it has been the longest ruling party in Italy. And so it goes that hiding behind a political party largely formed by Muslims, and whose registration was singularly paid for by a Muslim, to practice bigotry and hatred against the same Muslims is the peak of dishonesty, treachery and cowardice! Register your own to your taste and image. Simple. And while I continue to wait for Fani-Kayode and his groups next move may I once again congratulate the PDP for their Babban Kamu Alhaji Ali Modu Shariff! Quickly, Ali Modu Shariff the Babban Kamu has swung into action to capture Borno and Yobe states for the PDP, for because we are in the season of impeaching APC governors in Nigeria, stories are rife that he is seriously working to have the governors of the two states impeached since they are APC party men so that the towns and villages destroyed and made empty by PDPs Boko Haram will vote PDP in the 2015 presidential election. The cold calculation will be that the people of the two states will be so grateful to Ali Modu Shariff and the PDP and Goodluck Jonathan for bringing Boko Haram to them as dividends of democracy, which has brought them wonderful development and progress! Haha... And before I forget, a few weeks ago soldiers in the security protocol of the Borno state governor were withdrawn by their Commander - in - Chief. Most probably if the impeachment moves by Ali Modu Shariff against him fail Boko Haram will do the rest, and you know what I mean! As a result therefore, our very own President may now have a sufficient reason to visit Maiduguri to receive this Babban Kamu in full blazing colours in accordance with his tradition and style, and from there maybe travel a few kilometres to Damboa, Bama, Gamborun-Ngala, Baga and many other towns to see the good works done by their thugs in Boko Haram or to Chibok town to console those grieving parents of the abducted schoolgirls that are servicing their accursed thugs. And who knows, perhaps from there he might want to also extend the trip to the all famous Sambisa Forest, which is the place he should have been working as a Gardener instead of being President of the worlds largest black nation! Sometimes I actually feel that accountants should be accountants; doctors to be doctors; painters to be painters; bakers to be bakers, and zoologists to be in zoos. That way, perhaps, Nigeria might have been spared her current state of calamity and international disgrace wherein we have been turned into a large experimental zoo being handled by an incompetent one for that matter! Once again, congratulations to the PDP and Boko Haram for their Babban Kamu Alhaji Ali Modu Shariff! We toast to their wonderful working alliance! And may their evil reign last shorter than short! Amen!
Posted on: Wed, 23 Jul 2014 04:16:38 +0000
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