WorSt pick up lines of the milineum!! And their conciquences... Dont try these with your grlfrnd!! YOU might get slaped!! :-P 1.Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes She will give you a map, a comprehensive one that takes your behind right to the curb. Not only does it sounds like youre the mayor of a cheese fest, youll also come across as being irrevocably stupid. 2. Do you prefer your eggs fertilized or well done? Utter these words and secure you position at your neighbour sty and bachelors club...for life. The only thing youll be hearing as a response is, Kill it before it lays eggs. 3. Youre ugly but you intrigue me. Youve got to be really drunk to use this number. Like absolutely rogered. So sloshed that you can remember your own name. Essentially because you wouldnt want to remember the humiliation that ensues. 4. “Excuse me, can I borrow your phone, I need to call my mom and tell her I’m in love.” She wont come back to get her phone, we assure you. Wave her a mighty goodbye as you see her running for the hills. 5. My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just cant hold it in. Apart from the fact that you have serious issues, you should really see a doctor. It might be contagious. The stupidity, we mean. 6. Are you cold? Because I’m Charles Xavier and Ive been mentally undressing you. We’ve got two words for you - ‘Restraining Order’. That’s exactly what the cops will be presenting you with after they’ve slapped you around. The only mutation you have is the stupid gene in your brain. 7. Is your name Gillette? Because youre the best a man can get. The boys at Gillette are slashing their wrists because they cant believe you just did that. Dont tell us we didnt warn you about the drink launched at your face! 8. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?” This isnt the worst of the lot but its pretty, for the lack of a better word, sh*t. Unoriginal and used by monumentally hotter men before you, we suggest you drop it. 9. “Do you speak Klingon because youre out of this world Ever heard the sound of nails against a chalkboard? That sounds like music right about now. At least now we know who needs a first class, no return ticket to Mars. :v :v :v :v :v :v :v :v !!! #goOd_mOwnIn ^_^
Posted on: Thu, 24 Apr 2014 02:17:15 +0000
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