Word for the wee hours of the morning: HORSEHBAGGIE /horse-eh-bahg-gee/ ...When the cowboy, or cowgirl tries to place saddlebags on a horse, but the horse objects to such low class items being attached to itself. It want a pair of NICE bags from a high class purse store, and this horse wants lots of pretty colors! Anything but brown! No matching the saddle for this horse! And by the way, this horse has been secretly spray painting most of the saddles in the barn with bright colors. This is a horse that wants to make a real fashion statement. So what, if all the other cowboys and cowgirls laugh, this horse doesnt care what those boring, dull humans think, Just leave the carrots and oats in the big orange, blue and green feedbag bucket like thing, that it painted the other day, and all will be well. Cause if ya tries ta put plain old saddle bags on this horse, well, the suckers gonna charge ya two apples, a pocket full of sugar cubes, and an extra pillow in the stall at night, for using them old extra bags. Yep this horse has been doing some reading, and watching a lot of TV. It knows all about what them airports do about charging for extra bags, so its getting in on the action. UGH! Saddlebags indeed! Go out and get a suitcase like a normal person!!!!
Posted on: Sun, 28 Sep 2014 03:22:17 +0000
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